Monday, November 01, 2004
My new hobby
I think i've found a new hobby: playing the guitar while in the lavatory (cue the "ewwws" "yucks" etc). okok i know that it sounds disgusting, but if you actually close your eyes and nose, it is really quite an enjoyable experience.
after a long and tiring day at the office, i think nothing beats having a slow and relaxing crap to express yourself (both physically and musically). it sort of has a theraputic meditative effect hahahaha. good for de-stressing. the acoustics of the toilet really enhance the sound of the guitar, a nice echoey sound with a little more weight.
im the kind of person who takes his time to do his business, i cant really understand those people who finish the job in a minute, i mean where the fun in that? So during my long sessions, it is always natural to do something to keep yourself occupied, such as reading a magazine or the newspaper. But this usually has the undesirable effect of extending your crap even longer, coz you would inclined to want to finish the whole paper first. i think this is because while doing your business, your are in the right mood and 'zone' for reading the paper, i mean nobody likes to read the newspaper in drips and draps right? and at the end of it you get terrible pins and needles and realise that you have spent 45minutes sitting on the toilet bowl. so thats another reason why the guitar is better, coz your less likely to go on and on.
so what songs sound good in the loo? well amongst my library of 'can-play' songs i think Celine Dion's "My Love will go on" has the dubious award of sounding the best in the toilet hahaha. Maybe i should do a recording later hmm (tag me if you want to hear it, coz i dont think anybody reads this blog anyway)...
im sorry for this crappy post, thats why in my intro above it says that my blog is "full of crap". hahaha. (If you like lamness than you should find this sentence extremely funny. i do, but i dunno i might just be weird, ok shall stop talking now bye!)
after a long and tiring day at the office, i think nothing beats having a slow and relaxing crap to express yourself (both physically and musically). it sort of has a theraputic meditative effect hahahaha. good for de-stressing. the acoustics of the toilet really enhance the sound of the guitar, a nice echoey sound with a little more weight.
im the kind of person who takes his time to do his business, i cant really understand those people who finish the job in a minute, i mean where the fun in that? So during my long sessions, it is always natural to do something to keep yourself occupied, such as reading a magazine or the newspaper. But this usually has the undesirable effect of extending your crap even longer, coz you would inclined to want to finish the whole paper first. i think this is because while doing your business, your are in the right mood and 'zone' for reading the paper, i mean nobody likes to read the newspaper in drips and draps right? and at the end of it you get terrible pins and needles and realise that you have spent 45minutes sitting on the toilet bowl. so thats another reason why the guitar is better, coz your less likely to go on and on.
so what songs sound good in the loo? well amongst my library of 'can-play' songs i think Celine Dion's "My Love will go on" has the dubious award of sounding the best in the toilet hahaha. Maybe i should do a recording later hmm (tag me if you want to hear it, coz i dont think anybody reads this blog anyway)...
im sorry for this crappy post, thats why in my intro above it says that my blog is "full of crap". hahaha. (If you like lamness than you should find this sentence extremely funny. i do, but i dunno i might just be weird, ok shall stop talking now bye!)
